When we head out to my hometown I'm usually so antsy that we blow right through Manorville before getting on Montauk Highway. This trip, however, a coffee sounded much too necessary to pass up. Picked the 12-ounce, let's not get too crazy, pilgrim, it's getting late. Marveled at the "new" flavors of non-dairy creamer. I might have winced. Then, something I had never seen before. "Caffeine Shots", the hand-printed label read - all caps.What?!?
I took one back to the car with me to show Krissy and make sure I wasn't hallucinating. I wasn't. This thing is real. Whoa. I'm not putting that in my body, thanks.
I think it might have been the warning label that I thought most genius. For those of you that don't feel like turning your computer upside down, it reads "Not for those under 18, pregnant, or caffeine sensitive".
Laugh amongst yourselves.
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